The Realm of Union-Siberian Socialist-Monarchy is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, public floggings, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed population of 3.491 billion Unionists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korolya. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Union-Siberian economy, worth 488 trillion Vos a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,963 Vos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School football matches are usually five-a-side, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, and the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Union-Siberian Socialist-Monarchy's national animal is the Narwhal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Union-Siberian Socialist-Monarchy is ranked 24,913^th in the world and 12^th in Sparkalia for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,330.79 on the Gilded Widget Scale.